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watermelongf:

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

(via karunasatoriasmr)

swarovskia:

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

(via dulect)

salty-blue-mage:

@staff deleting all porn while ignoring blogs promoting violence, bigotry, and hate speech

(via mintedwitcher)

frawgs:

dr-hollands:

frawgs:

do i just want dick or do i want love

U can have both!

are u fr?

(via neatpotatoes)

the-foley-knoll-horror:

Everyone: “Here’s my handles on like five different sites in case Tumblr goes down”

Me, refusing to make an account anywhere else:

(via neptunes-salty-butthole)

alexander:

me on july 3rd: 

me on july 4th:

me on july 5th:

(via civilwhore)

golfgalaxy:

(via civilwhore)

laughing-llama:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

(via dulect)

bathtubaccidents:

bathtubaccidents:

sorry about my huge cool muscles everyone. apologies for my large powerful form

guys im really sorry about my big ole muscles that can lift things super good. can’t say it enough how sorry i am

(via transtarks)